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laughbitches:

clannyphantom:

how was everyone’s easter???

i fucked an egg

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Anonymous asked: Why are you always drunk

australiansanta:

im Australian

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fuckyeahprettybooks:

lovejoyjohnlock:

I’m twelve years old again.

Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.

fuckyeahprettybooks:

lovejoyjohnlock:

I’m twelve years old again.

Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.

(Source: hpinsults, via groovynerd)

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perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

(via quintessentialfuckwit)

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basedpidgeot:

*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life

(via basilsz)

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nishlo:

nishlo:

nudists don’t have pockets

image

(via awkwardvagina)

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dashdrive:

why ya titty out

dashdrive:

why ya titty out

(Source: imposetonanonymat, via foodfinisher)

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soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

(via australiansanta)

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cumbersome11:

“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin

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wontxblackout-inwonderland:

sureblameitontherain:

I just… I can’t even…


I posted this like in a minute and I have likes woah

wontxblackout-inwonderland:

sureblameitontherain:

I just… I can’t even…

I posted this like in a minute and I have likes woah

(Source: xwonderless, via feelfit)

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saintlos:

T.I. used to have the most epic tilt on his fitted hats.

 Geometrically impossible to imitate. 

image

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