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seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

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whatever happened to body glitter? what ever happened to body glitter? why are we so afraid to shine

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ynggucci:

Pizza man hit the blunt

ynggucci:

Pizza man hit the blunt

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malfoysotter:

frozenpeaness:

malfoysotter:

there are 13 yr olds on this website who are genuinely like “YAAAAS BENEDICT PUT UR DICK IN ME MAKE ME UR CUMBERBITCH AND CUMBERCUM ON MY FAAAACE” like im so worried about them

Oh like you weren’t the same way when you were 13?

literally no i never wanted to fuck a 1000 year old alien even at 13

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bobbyhoying:

A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight. 

bobbyhoying:

A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight. 

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thatfunnyblog:

room with a view

thatfunnyblog:

room with a view

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artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

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hadlow-brown:

spikespiegell:

spikespiegell:

where is that video of a guy playing the shire theme on a flute to an ostrich who starts dancing seductively. that video made me laugh so hard i nearly threw up and i need it

i found it

i have never been that excited to see a video after reading a description of it

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