manhood:

This could be us

manhood:

This could be us

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keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

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yourstoryisnoteverover:

The only headline I need to see today.

yourstoryisnoteverover:

The only headline I need to see today.

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oncemoreforluck:

drarna:

it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense

please follow your dream

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67-kaz2y5:

I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music  

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velocipedestrienne:

matt-t:

timberfakes:

Some things never change…

time is a flat circle

it’s like you’re my mirror, my mirror staring back at me

velocipedestrienne:

matt-t:

timberfakes:

Some things never change…

time is a flat circle

it’s like you’re my mirror, my mirror staring back at me

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jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

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